December 2011
184 posts
Dec 31st
619 notes
1 tag
Dec 31st
2,771 notes
1 tag
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
Dec 31st
12,850 notes
1 tag
Dec 31st
11 notes
2 tags
Dec 30th
54,642 notes
Dec 30th
11,643 notes
Dec 30th
46,273 notes
Dec 30th
57,936 notes
I really wish Emmy would go online so she could listen to me rant about my new kindle :(
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
39 notes
1 tag
Dec 30th
92 notes
Dec 30th
148,427 notes
1 tag
Dec 30th
102 notes
Dec 29th
194,887 notes
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Dec 29th
93,965 notes
1 tag
Dec 29th
32 notes
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Dec 29th
113,723 notes
2 tags
Dec 28th
73 notes
1 tag
Dec 27th
7,569 notes
Dec 27th
686 notes
1 tag
Dec 27th
3,190 notes
Dec 27th
121,953 notes
Dec 27th
493 notes
1 tag
Dec 27th
111 notes
1 tag
Dec 27th
6,988 notes
Dec 27th
4,464 notes
Dec 27th
2,518 notes
1 tag
Dec 27th
46,950 notes
Dec 27th
120,127 notes
2 tags
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket 
Dec 27th
19 notes
Dec 26th
668 notes
1 tag
Dec 26th
69 notes
2 tags
Dec 26th
1,723 notes
Dec 26th
24,960 notes
Mom- "Well, if you got off the internet and did...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Dec 26th
37,315 notes
Dec 26th
112,926 notes
Dec 26th
56 notes
1 tag
Dec 26th
45,690 notes
Dec 25th
75,622 notes
1 tag
Dec 25th
3,065 notes
“… I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul…”
– Radiohead (via thatdrumcorpsguy)
Dec 25th
14 notes
1 tag
Dec 25th
13,399 notes
Dec 25th
1,400 notes
1 tag
Dec 25th
18 notes
Putting more effort into tumblr then school
Need a laugh? Click here!
Dec 25th
34,497 notes
Dec 24th
1,060 notes
Dec 24th
1,356 notes
1 tag
Dec 23rd
910 notes
Dec 23rd
248 notes
1 tag
Dec 23rd
174,035 notes