24 Feb
I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
Lemony Snicket The Penultimate Peril
(Source: defaultingstars)
06 Jan
One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.
Lemony Snicket (via the-endisnigh)
26 Dec
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
Lemony Snicket
(Source: e-p-i-c-q-u-o-t-e)
22 Dec
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do in comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
Lemony Snicket
(Source: dancingmirage)
16 Dec
For some stories, it’s easy. The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.’ The moral of ‘Snow White’ is ‘Never eat apples.’ The moral of World War I is ‘Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
Lemony Snicket (via youmustdreamalittlebiggerdarling)
